dodgedust (Dustin) and his MUCH better half

What can we say about dodgedust other than man what a wife. Dustin is gone all day long, eats dinner, then plays Halo till midnight, gets up and does it all again. No wonder their kitchen looks the way it does. Hey dodgedust how long have the doors been missing off the cabinets? Now we know why sometimes Dustin starts playing real bad....it's the doors on the entertainment system, they keep closing in the middle of a game.